The decision by Lowe's, behemoth chain of retail home improvement and appliance stores, to pull its advertising from TLC's reality TV show "All-American Muslim," ceded to the bigotry, fear-mongering and paranoia of a deluded minority whose divisive ideology poisons America's cherished history of inclusiveness and pluralism.
But in doing so, Lowe's unwittingly inspired a sudden grassroots coalition of diverse Americans dedicated to defending American values and fighting back against hate.
In lieu of an embarrassed apology or even a firm statement based on conviction and principle, Lowe's wish-washy defence claimed the company had received messages from a "broad spectrum of customers", and the show had transformed into a "lightning rod for people to voice complaints from a variety of perspectives."
As for this "broad spectrum" of complaints, Lowe's seems simply to have given in to an email campaign initiated by the Florida Family Association(FFA), a conservative non-profit organisation based in Tampa Bay, who wrote, "[All-American Muslim] profiles only Muslims that appear to be ordinary folks, while excluding many Islamic believers whose agenda poses a clear and present danger to liberties and traditional values that the majority of Americans cherish."
The organisation alleges more than 60 companies, including McDonald's and Amazon, have responded to its email and pulled their ads. So far Lowe's, and the online travel site kayak.com, are the only companies to confirm doing so.
The FFA also attempted to boycott Target for running ads during the high school drama Degrassi, which according to them, "affirms and promotes the homosexual and transgender lifestyle and other inappropriate behavior to an audience of millions of young teens and children."
Apparently, the FFA goes about protecting American families and conservative values by channel surfing and religiously auditing cable networks. Their contribution to the American economy must be the boost they give to the DVR industry.
One prays that Jesus, upon his resurrection, will force them to appear on the reality TV show Intervention and interrogate them as to why they squandered their time, energy and resources watching TV instead of helping the poor or attempting to love and understand their neighbours.
Until such an intervention, the FFA seems determined to bind itself to America's burgeoning Islamophobia network, which includes the likes ofprofessional hatemonger Pamela Geller, who this All-American Muslim amounts to "an attempt to manipulate Americans into ignoring the threat of jihad".
David Horowitz's Front Page Magazine compared Muslims to Nazis, and theorised that the show's sole purpose is to initiate stealth propaganda to promote a "submission to Islam through the hijab."
Apparently, the show's most unforgivable crime is portraying the lives of five Muslim Arab-American families in Dearborn, Michigan as average and normal citizens. They would rather promote the usual assortment of caricatures stereotyping Muslims as an enraged horde of bearded, anti-western Orcs ideologically triggered to destroy American values by blowing up Dunkin' Donuts, slaughtering Porky Pig, and drafting Kim Kardashian to concubinage.
The show's radical anti-American jihadist characters include a federal agent whose wife is expecting their first child, a dedicated football coach who was invited by President Obama to the annual White House iftar dinner, a tattooed, country-music loving Arab-American rebel married to a white Irish Catholic, a couple struggling with infertility, and a dyed-blonde, ambitious entrepreneur who wants to start her own nightclub.
Sounds just like the CVs of your average group of al-Qaida recruits.
Without a hint of self-awareness, Lowe's fails to recognise that it has actually galvanized this non-issue overnight into a "lightning rod" of international controversy. Lowe's decision to succumb to the Florida Family Association is like throwing in the towel to a third-rate comic-book villain.
In fact, FFA's website – before it was taken down – looked like it was a created by a 14-year-old in a spare hour in between Bible studies and downloading porn.
FFA's executive director, David Canton, claims the website is the subject of a hacking attack, audaciously portraying his own group as the victim. "No further proof is needed of the potential for vicious action than exactly what these folks are trying to do to this web site! Because of our real concern for the terrorism that is a way of life for some folks, we ourselves have become victims."
Happily, a spontaneous, grassroots attempt to boycott Lowe's has emerged. A petition called Defend Our American Values is asking signatories to "stand up for our American values, and fight back against bigotry and fear-mongering, by publicly repudiating calls to stop advertising during TLC's All-American Muslim." It currently has over 30,000 signatures.
These sentiments have been supported by a multicultural "coalition of the willing", including California senator Ted Lieu, actress Mia Farrow, Newark mayor Cory Booker, Rabbi Marc Schneier, chairman of the World Jewish Congress, and hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons, who bought all the remaining ads on the show in an act of solidarity, and remarked: "This country is built on religious freedom. This is the kind of hate that tears this country apart."
Even more surprisingly, the protest has united Muslims – the most diverse religious community in America – in a coordinated campaign to effectively and intelligently respond to a fear-mongering campaign. As a Muslim-American, I can assure readers Muslims cannot agree on anything, except how much we dislike other Muslims, and how there are never enough parking spaces at the mosque.
Only last week, Muslim-American communities were immersed in petty debates over whether or not to support the show, with some claiming it represented a positive milestone, and others deriding it for not featuring more ethnicities or being reflective of their personal practice of Islam.
It's a shame that Lowe's risks losing the support of American Muslims, a community with a purchasing power of $12bn.
The old American joke used to begin: "A rabbi, a priest and an imam walked into a bar… " Due to Lowe's misguided actions, the story now reads: "A rabbi, a hip-hop mogul, elected officials, and Muslim-American communities walked out of Lowe's and into Home Depot and Target."
I guess the joke is on Lowe's.
Wajahat is a Muslim-American of Pakistani descent who is neither a terrorist nor a saint.